You are what you drink. At least at Metro. Don’t act surprised, we’ve been watching you order the same thing every single day since 2002. And honestly? We’ve got you pegged. Here’s what your go-to Metro drink says about you.
The Latte Lover
Classic. Reliable. You like to think you’re refined, but really you just don’t want to commit to drinking straight espresso. Foam makes you feel safe. You also probably have at least three half-finished notebooks sitting at home.
The Black Coffee Purist
You’ve convinced yourself that “cream and sugar ruin it.” You enjoy telling people you drink it straight because it “tastes better this way.” Deep down, you just like the superiority that comes with holding a plain black coffee. Don’t worry, we respect it.
The Bullitt Drinker
If your daily order is a Bullitt, congratulations. You woke up and chose chaos. Red Bull + flavor + lemonade = your brain running at 200 mph while your body pretends to keep up. You’re either pulling an all-nighter, or you just are an all-nighter.
The Strawberry Napalm Enthusiast
Lemonade, strawberry, and Red Bull blended into a frozen explosion of sugar and fuel. You’ve got main character energy, and you know it. People either want to be you or get out of your way. You probably blast music way too loud in your car.
The Cold Brew Crowd
Ah yes, the “I need caffeine that punches me in the face” folks. You don’t sip coffee, you weaponize it. You’re efficient, a little intense, and you definitely judge people who still drink Frappuccinos.
The Metro Mud Loyalist
Chocolate and espresso, thick and rich. You tell people you like “bold flavors,” but really, you just wanted hot chocolate with bragging rights. It’s fine. We love you anyway.
The Smoothie Sipper
You came to a coffee shop and ordered a smoothie. Interesting move. You’re probably the balanced friend of the group, the one who brings snacks on road trips and reminds everyone to drink water. You’ll outlive us all.
The Double Espresso Shot Person
No milk. No sugar. Just two shots of pure rocket fuel. You don’t have time for games. You don’t even have time for this blog. You’ve already left the building.
The Bagel Pairer
Technically not a drink order, but if your coffee comes with a fresh-baked Metro bagel every single time, you’re here for the full Casper experience. You know Metro is about vibes as much as it’s about coffee, and you’re not messing around.
So, which Metro drink are you?
Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone. But next time you order, just know your barista already knows exactly who you are.
Metro Coffee Company. Serving great drinks and mild personality roasts since 2002.